The intrepid Remsbergs prepare to take to the road.
Their mission: to head nowhere near Denver . . .
(This road doesn't lead to Albuquerque.)
. . . and to remain happy or at least civil on the way.
We entertain ourselves with audiobooks, DVDs, music from the ipod, and -- in Becky's case -- "Wild Wild Horses" played over and over for 40 solid minutes.
First stop: The past.
Edwin shows us the wonders of Dinosaur Land in WVA, and we giggle through the gift shop until we start to feel really, really guilty in front of the shopkeepers.
Bennett does some exploring, and finds a friend in the Tennessee Welcome Center.